Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the broad and final sense all \ | institutions are educational in the | | sense that they operate to form the | | attitudes, dispositions, abilities and | | disabilities that constitute a concrete | | personality...Whether this educative | | process is carried on in a | | predominantly democratic or non- | | democratic way becomes, therefore, a | | question of transcendent importance not | | only for education itself but for its | | final effect upon all the interests and | | activities of a society that is | | committed to the democratic way of | | life. | | | | -- John Dewey (1859-1953), American | \ philosopher / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;