Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Whom are you?" said he, for he had \ | been to night school. | | | \ -- George Ade / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;