Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / /\ SUN of them wants to use you, \ | | | \\ \ | | | | / \ \\ / SUN of them wants to be used | | by you, | | | | / / \/ / //\ | | | | \//\ \// / SUN of them wants to abuse | | you, | | | | / / /\ / | | | | / \\ \ SUN of them wants to be abused | | ... | | | | \ \\ | | | | \/ | | | \ -- Eurythmics / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;