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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Stress has been pinpointed as a major   \
| cause of illness. To avoid overload and |
| burnout, keep stress out of your life.  |
| Give it to others instead. Learn the    |
| "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you      |
| talking to me?" technique, and the "Do  |
| you feel okay? You look pale."          |
| approach. Start with negotiation and    |
| implication. Advance to manipulation    |
| and humiliation. Above all, relax and   |
\ have a nice day.                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;