Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Here's something to think about: How \ | come you never see a headline like | | `Psychic Wins Lottery'?" | | | \ -- Jay Leno / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;