Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, my terminal's locked up, and I \ | ain't got any Mail, | | | | And I can't recall the last time that | | my program didn't fail; I've got stacks | | in my structs, I've got arrays in my | | queues, | | | | I've got the : Segmentation violation | | -- Core dumped blues. | | | | If you think that it's nice that you | | get what you C, | | | | Then go : illogical statement with your | | whole family, 'Cause the Supreme Court | | ain't the only place with : Bus error | | views. | | | | I've got the : Segmentation violation | | -- Core dumped blues. | | | | On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze, | | | | But with VAXen in the house even | | magnetic tapes would freeze. Now you | | might think that unlike VAXen I'd know | | who I abuse, | | | | I've got the : Segmentation violation | | -- Core dumped blues. | | | \ -- Core Dumped Blues / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;