UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Well, my terminal's locked up, and I    \
| ain't got any Mail,                     |
|                                         |
| And I can't recall the last time that   |
| my program didn't fail; I've got stacks |
| in my structs, I've got arrays in my    |
| queues,                                 |
|                                         |
| I've got the : Segmentation violation   |
| -- Core dumped blues.                   |
|                                         |
| If you think that it's nice that you    |
| get what you C,                         |
|                                         |
| Then go : illogical statement with your |
| whole family, 'Cause the Supreme Court  |
| ain't the only place with : Bus error   |
| views.                                  |
|                                         |
| I've got the : Segmentation violation   |
| -- Core dumped blues.                   |
|                                         |
| On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,   |
|                                         |
| But with VAXen in the house even        |
| magnetic tapes would freeze. Now you    |
| might think that unlike VAXen I'd know  |
| who I abuse,                            |
|                                         |
| I've got the : Segmentation violation   |
| -- Core dumped blues.                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Core Dumped Blues                    /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;