Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Like you, I am frequently haunted by \ | profound questions related to man's | | place in the Scheme of Things. Here are | | just a few: | | | | Q -- Is there life after death? | | | | A -- Definitely. I speak from personal | | experience here. On New Year's Eve, | | 1970, I drank a full pitcher of a drink | | called "Black Russian", then crawled | | out on the lawn and died within a | | matter of minutes, which was fine with | | me because I had come to realize that | | if I had lived I would have spent the | | rest of my life in the grip of the most | | excruciatingly painful headache. Thanks | | to the miracle of modern orange juice, | | I was brought back to life several days | | later, but in the interim I was | | definitely dead. I guess my main | | impression of the afterlife is that it | | isn't so bad as long as you keep the | | television turned down and don't try to | | eat any solid foods. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;