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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Like you, I am frequently haunted by    \
| profound questions related to man's     |
| place in the Scheme of Things. Here are |
| just a few:                             |
|                                         |
| Q -- Is there life after death?         |
|                                         |
| A -- Definitely. I speak from personal  |
| experience here. On New Year's Eve,     |
| 1970, I drank a full pitcher of a drink |
| called "Black Russian", then crawled    |
| out on the lawn and died within a       |
| matter of minutes, which was fine with  |
| me because I had come to realize that   |
| if I had lived I would have spent the   |
| rest of my life in the grip of the most |
| excruciatingly painful headache. Thanks |
| to the miracle of modern orange juice,  |
| I was brought back to life several days |
| later, but in the interim I was         |
| definitely dead. I guess my main        |
| impression of the afterlife is that it  |
| isn't so bad as long as you keep the    |
| television turned down and don't try to |
| eat any solid foods.                    |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;