Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It proves what they say, give the \ | public what they want to see and | | they'll come out for it. | | | | -- Red Skelton, surveying the funeral | | of Hollywood mogul | | | \ Harry Cohn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;