Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Spock, did you see the looks on their \ | faces?" "Yes, Captain, a sort of vacant | \ contentment." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;