Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Put a rogue in the limelight and he \ | will act like an honest man. | | | \ -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;