Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to \ | go administer FIRST-AID to my pet | \ LEISURE SUIT!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;