Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is contrary to reasoning to say that \ | there is a vacuum or space in which | | there is absolutely nothing. | | | \ -- Descartes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;