Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed) \ | | | Pastry to two crust 9-inch pie 36 RITZ | | Crackers 2 cups water 2 cups sugar 2 | | teaspoons cream of tartar 2 tablespoons | | lemon juice | | | | Grated rind of one lemon Butter or | | margarine | | | | Cinnamon | | | | Roll out bottom crust of pastry and fit | | into 9-inch pie plate. Break RITZ | | Crackers coarsely into pastry-lined | | plate. Combine water, sugar and cream | | of tartar in saucepan, boil gently for | | 15 minutes. Add lemon juice and rind. | | Cool. Pour this syrup over Crackers, | | dot generously with butter or margarine | | and sprinkle with cinnamon. Cover with | | top crust. Trim and flute edges | | together. Cut slits in top crust to let | | steam escape. Bake in a hot oven (425 | | F) 30 to 35 minutes, until crust is | | crisp and golden. Serve warm. Cut into | | 6 to 8 slices. | | | \ -- Found lurking on a Ritz Crackers box / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;