Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Usually, in the studio, on this sort of \ | thing ... you just go out and have a | | play over it, and see what comes, and | | it's usually -- mostly -- the first | | take that's the best one, and you find | | yourself repeating yourself thereafter. | | | | -- David Gilmour, on the famous guitar | \ solo in "Time" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;