Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You don't go out and kick a mad dog. \ | If you have a mad dog with rabies, you | | take a gun and shoot him." | | | | -- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about | \ Muammar Kadhafy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;