Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Go placidly amid the noise and waste, \ | And remember what comfort there may be | | in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet | | and passive persons, unless you are in | | need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak | | glowingly of those greater than | | yourself, And heed well their advice -- | | even though they be turkeys. Know what | | to kiss -- and when. Remember that two | | wrongs never make a right, But that | | three do. Wherever possible, put people | | on "HOLD". Be comforted, that in the | | face of all aridity and | | disillusionment, And despite the | | changing fortunes of time, There is | | always a big future in computer | | maintenance. | | | | You are a fluke of the universe ... | | | | You have no right to be here. | | | | Whether you can hear it or not, the | | universe | | | | Is laughing behind your back. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;