Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The smiling Spring comes in rejoicing, \ | And surly Winter grimly flies. Now | | crystal clear are the falling waters, | | And bonnie blue are the sunny skies. | | Fresh o'er the mountains breaks forth | | the morning, The ev'ning gilds the | | oceans's swell: All creatures joy in | | the sun's returning, And I rejoice in | | my bonnie Bell. | | | | The flowery Spring leads sunny Summer, | | The yellow Autumn presses near; Then in | | his turn come gloomy Winter, Till | | smiling Spring again appear. Thus | | seasons dancing, life advancing, Old | | Time and Nature their changes tell; But | | never ranging, still unchanging, I | | adore my bonnie Bell. | | | \ -- Robert Burns, "My Bonnie Bell" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;