Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The argument that the literal story of \ | Genesis can qualify as science | | collapses on three major grounds: the | | creationists' need to invoke miracles | | in order to compress the events of the | | earth's history into the biblical span | | of a few thousand years; their | | unwillingness to abandon claims clearly | | disproved, including the assertion that | | all fossils are products of Noah's | | flood; and their reliance upon | | distortion, misquote, half-quote, and | | citation out of context to characterize | | the ideas of their opponents." -- | | Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on | | Creationism", | | | | The Skeptical Inquirer, Winter 87/88, | \ pg. 186 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;