Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Lord: \ | | | I just want *___one* one-armed | | manager so I never have to hear "On the | \ other hand", again. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;