Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "If you weren't my teacher, I'd think \ | you just deleted all my files." -- an | | anonymous UCB CS student, to an | | instructor who had typed "rm -i *" to | | | | get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix | \ system. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;