Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: How many lawyers does it take to \ | change a light bulb? A: You won't find | | a lawyer who can change a light bulb. | | Now, if | | | | you're looking for a lawyer to screw a | \ light bulb... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;