Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The only time a dog gets complimented \ | is when he doesn't do anything. | | | \ -- C. Schulz / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;