Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I refuse to consign the whole male sex \ | to the nursery. I insist on believing | | that some men are my equals. | | | \ -- Brigid Brophy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;