Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A true artist will let his wife starve, \ | his children go barefoot, his mother | | drudge for his living at seventy, | | sooner than work at anything but his | | art. | | | \ -- Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;