Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * joeyh takes advantage of netscape's \ | marvelous ability to crash to close | | | | 10 windows with a single keypress | |now that's progress! | \ Bus error => / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;