Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "No, no, I don't mind being called the \ | smartest man in the world. I just wish | | | | it wasn't this one." | | | \ -- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, WATCHMEN / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;