Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make \ | thinly veiled comments about DIGNITY, | | self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in | \ your RIGHT VENTRICLE?? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;