Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When a man steals your wife, there is \ | no better revenge than to let him keep | | her. | | | \ -- Sacha Guitry / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;