Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a minimum-phase system there is an \ | inextricable link between frequency | | response, phase response and transient | | response, as they are all merely | | transforms of one another. This | | combined with minimalization of | | open-loop errors in output amplifiers | | and correct compensation for non-linear | | passive crossover network loading can | | lead to a significant decrease in | | system resolution lost. However, this | | all means jack when you listen to Pink | \ Floyd. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;