Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the \ | diurnal period | | | | preceding the annual Yuletide | | celebration, And | | | | throughout our place of residence, | | Kinetic activity was not in evidence | | among the | | | | possessors of this potential, including | | that | | | | species of domestic rodent known as Mus | | musculus. Hosiery was meticulously | | suspended from the forward | | | | edge of the woodburning caloric | | apparatus, Pursuant to our anticipatory | | pleasure regarding an | | | | imminent visitation from an eccentric | | | | philanthropist among whose folkloric | | appelations | | | | is the honorific title of St. Nicklaus | \ ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;