Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: How do you play religious roulette? \ | A: You stand around in a circle and | | blaspheme and see who gets | | | \ struck by lightning first. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;