Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Live or die, I'll make a million." \ | | | -- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to | | the center of the earth, Firesign | \ Theater / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;