Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is common sense to take a method and \ | try it. If it fails, admit it frankly | | and try another. But above all, try | | something. | | | \ -- Franklin D. Roosevelt / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;