Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Newman's Discovery: \ | | | Your best dreams may not come true; | | fortunately, neither will | | | \ your worst dreams. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;