Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "We can't schedule an orgy, it might be \ | construed as fighting" | | | \ -- Stanley Sutton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;