Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me. \ | And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just | | different ways to kill the pain the | | same. But I'd rather have a bottle in | | front of me, Than to have to have a | | frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk but | | at least I'm not insane. | | | \ -- Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;