Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Some men are heterosexual, and some are \ | bisexual, and some men don't think | | about sex at all... they become | | lawyers. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;