Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In India, "cold weather" is merely a \ | conventional phrase and has come into | | use through the necessity of having | | some way to distinguish between weather | | which will melt a brass door-knob and | | weather which will only make it mushy. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;