Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ever get the feeling that the world's \ | on tape and one of the reels is | | missing? | | | \ -- Rich Little / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;