Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Culus: my bug with openssh \ | appears to be fixed in 2.5.2, but | | | | master runs 2.3.0 Don't even | | start I just did. You | | guys are going to drive me to build a | | huge giant robot and | | | \ destroy all of texas, aren't you? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;