Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, \ | the entire point of being an adult. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;