Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Hell is empty and all the devils are \ | here. | | | \ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;