Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I used to jog, but the ice kept | \ bouncing out of my glass." / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;