Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #15 -- DOGO | | | | Developed at the Massachusetts | | Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO | | DOGO heralds a new era of | | computer-literate pets. DOGO commands | | include SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. | | An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy | | graphics", a small cocker spaniel that | | occasionally leaves a deposit as it | \ travels across the screen. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;