Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One of the large consolations for \ | experiencing anything unpleasant is the | | knowledge that one can communicate it. | | | \ -- Joyce Carol Oates / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;