Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / The duration of passion is \ | proportionate with the original | | resistance of the woman. | | | \ -- Honor'e DeBalzac / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;