Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never buy what you do not want because \ | it is cheap; it will be dear to you. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;