Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Let the meek inherit the earth -- they \ | have it coming to them. | | | \ -- James Thurber / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;