Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / YES! YES! YES! Oh, YES! (ooops, I sound \ | like Meg Ryan ;-) | | | \ -- Ian Nandhra / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;