Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is where the bloodthirsty license \ | agreement is supposed to go, explaining | | that Interactive Easyflow is a | | copyrighted package licensed for use by | | a single person, and sternly warning | | you not to pirate copies of it and | | explaining, in detail, the gory | | consequences if you do. | | | | We know that you are an honest person, | | and are not going to go around pirating | | copies of Interactive Easyflow; this is | | just as well with us since we worked | | hard to perfect it and selling copies | | of it is our only method of making | | anything out of all the hard work. | | | | If, on the other hand, you are one of | | those few people who do go around | | pirating copies of software you | | probably aren't going to pay much | | attention to a license agreement, | | bloodthirsty or not. Just keep your | | doors locked and look out for the | | HavenTree attack shark. | | | | -- License Agreement for Interactive | \ Easyflow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;